Low-buck Home Security System (a little humor)

• Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
• Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
• Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
• Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Big Jake, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter